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Teal Conrad, Jessica Drake, Bonnie Rotten and Asa Akira
What Wicked Pictures Tells Us About Sexpionage: The Drake Chronicles
“The sexiest spy alive, Agent Drake (Jessica Drake), races against time to bring down the evil Von Romar. Using her sexual prowess and a slew of super-sexy spy gadgets, including condoms that force men to tell the truth after blowing their load, and the Morphinator, which transforms Drake into a cheerleader, janitor, bride and other fantasy-driven characters, Agent Drake turns Covert Operations into Pervert Operations. SEXPIONAGE: The Drake Chronicles is the ultimate XXX Undercover (and under covers) saga!” — Wicked Pictures
Sexpionage: The Drake Chronicles is, first and foremost, a collection of fever-pitch fornication, but it’s also an entertaining blast to watch. The plot is hilariously cheesy, and the between-sex segments had me rolling. The stars all pull off great acting jobs, with special recognition to Brad Armstrong, Steven St. Croix, and Mr. Pete for totally embracing ludicrously silly roles.
With regards to the fucking, I found myself extremely satisfied. Bonnie Rotten and Jessica Drake both deliver stellar anal scenes, Teal Conrad is stunning as we watch her get fucked through the window, and Asa Akira has a frenzied, toy-laced girl-on-girl scene with Jessica. You should have your tissues ready for sure when you watch this one!
It’s also nice to see that condoms are an integral part of the plot and sex scenes in this. Wicked Pictures’ condoms-only productions are much better when the condom is part of the action instead of magically appearing at the first penetration.
I highly recommend Sexpionage: The Drake Chronicles. It’s a hoot from start to finish, and it will keep your hands busy. I rate it 4 1/2 Hard Ons Out Of 5.
A Walk Through The Scenes
Teal Conrad is incredibly hot–great body and beautiful face! She and James Deen turn in a hot scene with a lot to like in it, an eager blowjob and leg-high missionary that left me in awe of the former fitness model’s body. The best parts of the scene put the window to great use, with a standing fuck (complete with voyeurism) against it and the grand finale, when James blows his load on her face and the window. Teal cleans off the window with her tongue.
Jessica drake looks awesomely sexy in her cheerleader outfit seducing security guard Mr. Pete. She keeps the cheerleader uniform on throughout, adding to the appeal of the scene. Favorite parts were Jessica moving her hips back and forth to fuck his tongue, ass-slapping missionary, and Mr. Pete boning her doggie style with his thumb deep in her ass. She kneels to take a cumshot to her pigtail-framed face.
Scenes don’t get much better than this one, with Bonnie Rotten wildly having her way with scientist Steven St. Croix. A fellatio-and-cunnilingus appetizer leads to his cock in her ass standing doggie style, her tattooed body enthusiastically taking it all. I loved the standing rear entry with Bonnie ramming his cock in and out of her pussy, then they change to seated cowgirl without pulling out. She is absolutely phenomenal to watch! Steven finishes with a huge facial.
Scene 4 – Jessica Drake & Asa Akira (@AsaAkira)
Evil henchwoman Asa Akira fights Jessica Drake, then the two ladies get down to some serious sexing. The girl-on-girl action starts with oral and fingering action, including anal play, and then introduces some toys. The girls use vibrators on each other’s buttholes, pleasing each other with fingers and tongues. My favorite part was Jessica putting a vibrator up Asa’s twat and a butt plug in her ass, then leaning forward to lick her clit.
Scene 5 – Jessica Drake & Brad Armstrong (@wickedarmstrong)
The climactic (pun intended, of course!) final confrontation between Jessica Drake and Brad Armstrong takes place in a purple-swathed chamber with Jessica dressed as a bride. When her skirts rise, we see that she has a jewelled butt plug up her ass. Brad gets the coveted three-hole fuck with her, as she blows him and lets him bone her pussy and ass. The best part was a standing against the doorway. He shoots his load all over Jessica’s face.
Special Features & Extras
Bonus Sex Scenes (Jessica Drake and Derrick Pierce from Tuff Love, Teal Conrad and Mr. Pete from Bikini Outlaws, Asa Akira and Brad Armstrong from I Was a Mail Order Bride), Photo Gallery, Trailers & Promo Reel
Release Date: August 23rd, 2013. Running Time: 2:20. Studio: Wicked Pictures.
Directed By: Scott Allen
Review By: Pornvert
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