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Joanna Angel, Veruca James, Arabelle Raphael, Nikki Hearts, Annika Amour, and Draven Star
What Burning Angel Entertainment Tells Us About Band Sluts
“It’s time to quit your job and drop those text books because Langlade, Wisconsin’s most tragically ironic hipster band got booked for their first tour. Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol embark on a rock and roll adventure in search of fame, fortune…and fucking! Watch Tommy and Joanna sleep their way to the bottom in this hilarious mockumentary style porno flick.” — Burning Angel Entertainment
Band Sluts is sure to appeal to both the funny bone and the bone that’s the reason we watch porn. The mockumentary style is laugh-out-loud funny with smart, cheesily self-aware humor rather than slapstick. The fucking delivers some serious hardcore action, with threesomes, anal action, and a girl-on-girl scene. Tommy Pistol did a fantastic job in both his speaking parts and his bedroom action, and his likeable hipster dork role was perfectly performed. I especially liked the first scene with Joanna Angel and Veruca James and the final scene with Draven Star.
The song “Gimme Some Pants” by Joanna Angel & the Gigolos was hilariously catchy, bad music at its absolute best.
I had a great time watching Band Sluts; it’s one of the most fun porn movies I’ve had the pleasure of watching. For great sex and great laughs, make sure you pick up Band Sluts; I give it a highly-recommended 4 1/2 Hard Ons Out Of 5.
A Walk Through The Scenes
This threesome between Joanna Angel, Veruca James, and Erik Everhard has a lot to like–a dual blowjob, giving and receiving oral sex at the same time, pussy-to-other-girl’s-mouth, and partner switching. Joanna Angel needs no introduction, of course–she’s a beautifully inked bundle of sexual energy. I was not familiar with Veruca James, but that will change because I really liked both her look and her moves! We get good ass-watching while Veruca rides Erik cowgirl as Joanna sits on his face, and then the girls swap places. After two fingers in the butthole to warm Joanna up, Erik slides up her backside while she rims Veruca. My favorite part was Veruca licking Joanna’s puss while Erik fills her ass. Veruca gets her turn for cornholing too, as Erik invades her ass while they’re spooning. Joanna climbs on top of the kneeling Veruca and Erik alternates between their buttholes. More anal fun leads to a dual facial, and cum-swapping between the girls.
Dark-haired and pale-skinned Arabelle Raphael pairs with Tommy Pistol in a fun, high-energy fuck that starts with the two exchanging oral sex. She takes his cock to the hilt as he gives her a mouthfuck. The festivities include doggie, missionary and cowgirl, with my favorite being a spoon position that shows off Arabelle’s inked body, large boobs, and cute landing strip. Tommy finishes by spraying jizz on her mouth and big, beautiful tits.
Scene 3 – Joanna Angel & Small Hands
This POV scene really showcases Joanna Angel’s body and moves. She’s caught masturbating on camera by Small Hands (an anonymous member from the band Fenix TX), then drops on her knees for quality cocksucking with lots of deep-throat action. He enters her from behind, smacking that luscious ass as he thrusts inside. Missionary, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl are interspersed with cocksucking. Then we get the main event, as he eases inside Joanna’s backdoor for an anal romp that moves through doggie style and ends with an ass-to-mouth facial.
Nikki Hearts and Annika Amour share a girl-on-girl scene with fingering, licking, tribbing, and kissing. The two girls look great together, and their scene definitely has a sense of passion. I enjoyed the energy with which they pleasured each other. My favorite part was Annika on all fours with Nikki fingering her from behind, with Annika’s firm tits swaying as she wiggles back and forth.
Draven Star gets tag-teamed by Tommy Pistol and Danny Wylde in the finale, starting with a dual dick-sucking with Draven on her knees. She gags herself with Tommy’s dick while Danny bones her from behind. I love her look in glasses, and she has tons of great ink. The guys trade places, with Tommy filling up her cunt and Danny in her mouth. The pussy and mouth fucking looks great in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. My favorite part was a high-speed boning from Danny while Draven frigs her clit furiously and Tommy teases her face with his cock. Draven gets a load to each cheek.
Special Features & Extras
Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Photo Gallery & Web Links
Release Date: August 28th, 2013. Running Time: 3:08. Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment.
Directed By: Joanna Angel (@JoannaAngel)
Review By: Pornvert
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