Released Date: April 9, 2009
Studio: Smash Pictures
Running Time: 1.46h
Director: David Lord
Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 Hard Ons
Cast: Allyssa Hall, Amia Moretti, Kora Cummings, Brooke Haven, Charley Chase, Allison Pierce, Rose, Gianna Lynn, Bridgette B., Naomi Cruise, Jayden Jaymes & Persia Pele
This is my first attempt at writing a dvd review. Let’s call this a teaser trailer of more to come from me. Speaking of tease, the dvd I pulled from my attic is one of the biggest teases I have ever come across, but in a good way. Director David Lord gathers us an all-star cast to give us all they can handle, literally, in Smash Pictures’ Killer Grip #5. In this feature, jacking off has never looked so good. With eleven scenes and twelve girls, you better grab the baby wipes because we are going to be here a bit and the only hands helping you out here is probably your own.
Allison Pierce & Sebastian Silver
The grand opening is one of my top fantasies, which is to see a pretty blonde, Allison Pierce, who needs a ride to who cares where and is not afraid to hop in my van/home. After that awkward moment when you find out there’s no candy in the van, I didn’t find it that hard to believe she was down for a quick hand job to get herself to point B. This scene was a bit of tease, but teasing in this sense is good, very good! Allison knows how to dirty talk and have you wishing she would just stick it in already. She keeps you focused on her the entire time. She pumped me up to see a facial, but I was disappointed when it didn’t happen. On the bright side, she didn’t leave a mess by cleaning up the stud’s cum with her mouth. Yum! And my fantasy ended perfectly by leaving her on the side of the road so I can catch my football game before it begins!
Rose & Nick Manning
I always wanted to know what goes on in the massage parlor around the corner from my house. In this scene, Rose is the local masseuse and she wants to give this stud a happy ending. I’m not a fan of Rose’s tits, I must admit, but the girl knows how to gives a sensual massage by stroking that cock and rubbing those nipples at the same time. Not as vocal as the first scene, so you might get bored and skip this one, and the pop shot was a disappointment too.
Charley Chase & Barrett Blade
This scene is every man’s dream cum true. It’s a beautiful morning and your super hot girlfriend, Charley Chase, is there to make sure you wake up properly to a hand job. She starts off getting the dick wet with her mouth, but the guy said he didn’t want the morning breath on his dick. For the record, my future hot girlfriend can put her morning breath on my dick anytime she wants. Back to the theme of the movie, she grips that dick with a passion and strokes it as if she doesn’t want to let it go. There is plenty of spitting, twisting and churning here. Her big, beautiful tits were distracting me at times, but Charley and the stud were in hand job positions that I know I want to try in the future. The stud was more vocal than Charley, but who can blame him when she was doing such a good job. Charley couldn’t help to give a blow job to keep the dick wet and although the pop shot wasn’t explosive, her magic hands had the guy twitching.
Gianna Lynn & Robert Thomas
What do you do when you have a girl who has an obsession with jacking objects off? You help her out by putting your dick in her hand before she finds that cucumber in her purse! That’s exactly what this doctor did to Gianna Lynn, who cannot stop thinking about stroking objects. This scene was intense and hot as Gianna gave a hand job that looked like hardcore penetration. The entire time she kept my attention as I thought any minute she is going to say to hell with it and put it in! Her tits were a gift to us all and she is indeed a very, very dirty girl. The finale cum shot was explosive and all I was thinking is that she must go through a lot of cucumbers a day! The doctor’s prescription was to practice on him until she curves her obsession, which is not a bad prognosis.
Bridgette B. & Derrick Pierce
This is a scene for all my foot fetish lovers out there. Bridgette B. has been walking all day as you can tell by looking at her feet as the stud massages them to cool her off in her nice lingerie outfit. He talks her into giving her first foot-job and I must admit, it wasn’t bad at all. I’m going to be a bit of a critic for a second and say that her makeup was awful and was as dirty as her feet. She tried using her hands for a little bit, but seemed to lose interest and used her mouth instead. Who’s complaining? She finishes the stud off with a foot-job and he cums all over her feet. Not my favorite scene, but foot lovers would be pleased.
Brooke Haven & Nick Manning
Brooke Haven, an ink goddess, just bought some new satin gloves and wants to break them in. The stud gladly offers his dick and she grips it firmly and dirty sweet talks it throughout the entire scene. Oh my goodness, this girl’s body is stunning and her tits had me fixated on my computer the entire time. Although she looked bored at times, she knew what she was doing and she did it well. The stud uses her tits as the landing strip of his pop shot and got it on her brand new gloves as well.
Allyssa Hall & Johnny America
Allyssa Hall’s boyfriend looks like he just worked himself to death carrying all of the furniture into their new apartment. On top of that, she wants him to set up the bed, but like a good girlfriend, she offers some motivation to help him. I’m an instant fan of any girl who uses her head to get the dick wet. After a nice blow jump start, she begins to stroke the shaft while sucking on his balls, which is extra credit. Her little booty poking through her skirt was enticing and a lot of spit helps make this a really good scene. Her voice sounds so innocent, but you can tell she’s a pro at what she is doing. Her cute face and perky tits waited for his cum and help him clean it up with her mouth. That was plenty of enough motivation for him.
Kora Cummings & Barrett Blade
What do you do when you see Kora Cummings, a hot local street walker, lost in an apartment and can’t seem to get into her room? Invite her into yours, of course! This stud figured her out from the beginning and he was kind enough to offer her a place to stay in exchange for a nice favor. This scene is very energetic and Kora’s body is simply amazing. I praise her firm ass and nice round tits, and her hand job skills are not subpar. The energy is high the entire scene and she surprised me by multi-tasking, giving the stud and herself a hand job at the same time! She’s a spitter and a nice dirty talker. The pop shot isn’t that great and he ends up kicking her out his room afterwards anyway.
Naomi Cruise & Cheyne Collins
When your girlfriend just broke up with you and your classmate, Naomi Cruise, wants to help you feel better by giving you a hand job, I have two words for you, take it! Naomi is very enthusiastic and doesn’t hold back in this scene. She must really want to help this guy feel better by giving him a strong helping hand. Her tit-job was pretty good, although I wasn’t much of a fan of her tits in the beginning. The crease of her ass also chips in a bit as the stud rubbed his dick against it, which was a little tease. He must have cum several times before, because the final pop shot was literally just one pop of cum on her tits. A big disappoint for all the work Naomi put in.
Persia Pele / Jayden James & Christopher Gibb
The scene I was waiting for (because it was on the box cover) features a double threat, Persia Pele and Jayden James, and this lucky stud had just ordered “the special” from the both of them. It quickly becomes tit galore and Jayden and Persia went after his dick as if it was the last one on earth. This scene was by far the most intense of the entire dvd and both of them played well off each other. There was a lot of dirty talking and tit rubbing. The only issue I had with the scene is that the girls never fully took off their clothes, shame! Jayden’s tits were by far the better of the two and I wanted to grab them through my computer screen if I could. I give it up to the stud for holding his ground because Persia and Jayden did not hold back at all! The pop shot was a little unclear, but Persia and Jayden seemed satisfied. I’m sure all of you would be too, after this scene.
Amia Moretti & Barrett Blade
The last scene features young student Amia Moretti walking in on her teacher jacking off and she doesn’t know what to do. Luckily the teacher is a quick thinker and suggests that she gives him a helping hand because he can’t get off with his broken hand. She seems nervous at first, but due to bad grades, she gave in to the extra credit assignment. Amia is a pretty little girl who has soft features, an awesome tight body and natural tits. They could have passed on the tit job, because there wasn’t much there, but I agree, why not? There’s a little too much dialogue in the scene that is irrelevant to what she was doing and I would’ve preferred she focus fully on her assignment, but the stud helps bring her back around and reminds her that two hands are better than one. And a nice bonus is that she isn’t a cum dodger!
Smash Pictures’ Killer Grip #5 offers us a variety of girls to look at and gives us the opportunity to pick which scenes are our favorites. David Lord took us on an adventure through the many ideas of how we would like our dicks pulled and I jotted down some notes for myself! This movie is definitely a hands on experience for us all. If I had to choose to rent or buy this movie, I would buy it because there are 11 scenes and there is sure to be one scene that will keep you coming back for more. If you already have a hand job movie in your collection, renting is more appropriate. As far as the woman selection, there are a lot of classic stars in this film that bring back memories of those golden jack-off days. The pop shots could have been a lot better, but you work with what you’ve got. The video and audio were perfect, as you can hear every tug and pull, moan and smack. I give Killer Grip #5 3 out of 5 Inked Angels Hard Ons.
*Review By: Isiah King James IV