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Violet Monroe, Aiden Starr, Veruca James, Dani Jensen, Gaia, and Chloe Addison
What Zero Tolerance Tells Us About Pornocopia
“The masterminds at America’s dirtiest comedy shop, Woodrocket, have been working long and hard making X-rated versions of the most unlikely subjects of pop culture. Now Zero Tolerance has collected the cream of their parody crop for this unforgettable collection of hardcore hits that just keep coming, including many scenes that have never been seen by the naked eye. Find out what millions of on-line pervs and comedy connoisseurs already know – Woodrocket is fucking funny.” — Zero Tolerance
Woodrocket’s comedy offerings are always a hoot. Their parody sendups do a great job of bringing a pornographic twist to pop culture, with the right combination of mockery and fuckery. The opening Knobbit scene is played to the hilt by Violet Monroe, in hilarious monster makeup. She delivers a hot fuck that’s both amusing and stimulating. Aiden Starr’s Porks and Recreation takeoff captures the style of the show accurately and caps it off with a thoroughly wankable office copulation. Sex Toy Story delivers a double-shot of things I love: Veruca James in a solo toy play sequence and Dani Jensen with a delightfully naughty fornication. The Rob Ford Sex Tape scene is tawdry and amusing, topped off with a carnal performance by Gaia. The Sponge Knob Square Nuts 2 finale is twisted and wrong; my kind of scene. If you like your porn with a bizarre comedy twist, you’ll love Pornocopia. I had a blast watching it, and it earns my recommendation with 4 Hard Ons out of 5.
A Walk Through the Scenes
Young and horny knobbit Anthony Rosano reads his porn peacefully when the wizard sets him on the path for adventure. In a cave he finds a magic cock ring, and then is confronted by Violet Monroe. The lovely babe is covered in gray body makeup and speaks with a guttural voice, threatening to eat the little Knobbit. He whips out the cock ring, and she clarifies that she meant eating his cock, and she goes to her knees to make good on that promise. Violet gets on hands and knees, letting him plow his prick into her from behind. Straddling him cowgirl, the monstrous beauty gives him a steady fucking. They 69 together as he fucks Violet’s mouth. She bounces her pouty twat up and down his shaft in reverse cowgirl. They go back to doggie style, and she backs up to meet him stroke for stroke. Anthony finishes with a healthy shot of spunk to Violet’s made-up face.
Aiden Starr and Dick Chibbles sit at their respective desks giving hilarious monologues about porn around the office, with quotes thrown in from their coworkers. She meets him at his desk, whipping out his cock and sucking away. Aiden lies back on the desk and he gives her twat a workout with his tongue and fingers. He slides up her snatch, fingering her clit as they fuck. Climbing on him cowgirl, she works his dick in and out of her cunny. Aiden turns for reverse cowgirl, showing off her trimmed bush. She stands up and braces against the desk to take it from behind in a titty-shaking cunt fucking. Dick strokes from tip to root in her pussy in mish as Aiden props her leg on his shoulder. She takes a thick wad of cum that drizzles down her face.
Veruca James enjoys some private time, rubbing her lovely titties and sweet snatch. She strokes a double-headed vibrator on her slit. Her panties come off, and she strokes it in and out of her twat. After she cums, the vibrator starts telling its story of cowgirl Dani Jensen and cowboy James Deen. They start getting undressed, and he eats out her sweet honeypot. He slides up her ginger twat as he grabs her little boobies. Dani gets on her side, taking his dick in her snatch hard. She swallows that big cock, filling up her cute face with dick. Dani rides him cowgirl as he smacks her ass and fingers her butthole. They move to 69 and he devours her pussy. He holds Dani’s leg high and fucks her hard in spoon. They roll over for reverse cowgirl, with his dick still firmly in her flushed cunt. He bends her over for a doggie style banging as she rubs her clitty. James sends a fountain of cum all over Dani’s gorgeous backside.
Scene 4, The Rob Ford Sex Tape – Gaia (@gaialovescock), Peter O’Tool, & the cock of Anthony Rosano
Rob Ford spews hilarity at the camera as he smokes crack. Gaia uses a vibrator on her tattooed twat, then hands over toy duties to stunt dick Anthony Rosano. She licks his cock lovingly, keeping her eyes locked on the camera. She bends over the couch and spreads wide, getting boned from behind. Gaia gets a facefucking as he grabs her hair and pushes her down on his prick. She grabs her luscious boobies as he fucks her in mish. He fucks her hard from the side, and her ass looks sweet as he slams his prick into her cunt. Gaia opens wide to take his nut butter, and she licks him clean.
Anthony Rosano and Tommy Pistol chat as Sponge Knob and his starfish friend. Chloe Addison joins them, and they get excited as she flirts. She pulls her red lace panties to the side and fucks herself with a vibrator. Chloe sucks Anthony’s cock while Tommy works the vibrator. She blows Tommy, then puts Anthony’s prick in her mouth while Tommy bones her cunt from behind. Chloe lies on her back and spreads wide so Sponge Knob can fuck her twat as she blows Tommy. She rides Tommy cowgirl and sucks Anthony. Chloe takes Anthony in her cunt from the side and Tommy in her mouth. They deposit their spunk on Chloe’s pretty face, and she licks them clean.
Special Features & Extras
Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Photo Gallery
Release Date: July 1, 2014. Running Time: 2:30. Studio: Zero Tolerance.
Directed By: Lee Roy Myers (@leeroymyers)
Review By: Pornvert
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